The Macy Blush Collection is getting physical with The Wizard’s Package!
Featured in this spellbinding anthology are the first four works of the Macy Blush Collection, making up all of the half-succubus Na’amah’s story arc. It includes the novelettes The Wizard’s Staff and The Wizard’s Tower, and the short stories “The Succubus’s Chest” and “The Succubus’s Pink Pearl.”
“The Succubus’s Chest”
There’s a locked chest in Na’amah’s room that Alatar has never seen opened and it bothers the hell out of him. As the wizard’s fiancée is out dealing with invading adventurers with her adoptive family, Sir Guy the Good makes a reappearance—and he’s after that heart-shaped box.
“The Succubus’s Pink Pearl”
Let’s face it, you’re here for the RPG smut. Don’t deny it. So, let’s get right to it and trim down all that unwanted fat (referred to by some as “plot”) and jump into the intimacy. I hope you’re happy, pervert.
You might be thinking, “Phooey, I can just read them online. It’s probably cheaper that way, anyhow! I’m onto you and your capitalistic ways, you conniving author, you.”
Yeah, sure, that may be true, but answer me this… Can you hold it in your hands and love it like a newborn child? No. Handheld electronics don’t count either—they aren’t the same. Completely different taste and feel. If you won’t take my word for it, try it yourself. It’s okay, I’ll wait. Tastes nasty, doesn’t it; the tingles are not too pleasant? Paper is far superior. Read Na’amah’s story on paper. Lick the paper. Rejoice.
Need more convincing? Here’s a list of what you’ll be getting with The Wizard’s Package:
- Cluttered amateurish cover: check!
- Romantic misadventures: check!
- Geeky jokes and puns: double-check!
- Smut: check!
- Love and heartbreak: check!
- Compelling storylines: eh…
- Crippling self-doubt regarding your life choices: check!
- Paper: lots of paper! Ink, too!
- Words: check!
- Instant gratification of reading “just one more”: check!
- The irony of this blurb if you read the book online or via Audible: check!
- A stunning disregard for what people actually want: so many checks!
The Wizard’s Package:
Orally Transmitted Edition
Narrated by Dahlia Thomas
Significant: sexual content, gore
Moderate: bullying, physical violence, profanity
Mild: bigotry, death
Implied: mental illness, self-harm