Aster Oyde (they/them) is currently located in space. In their free time, they enjoy floating through the asteroid belt and reading about their biggest role model: the dwarf planet Ceres, who managed to rise above her status as an asteroid and become a real dwarf planet. Unfortunately, Aster has a direct trajectory towards Earth’s surface right now, at an extremely high velocity. Fortunately, however, you’re already reading this. What better way to spend your last moments on this planet than by consuming this divine text?