Our first card game, Schoolyard Insults, is now on Kickstarter
Conceptualized by Jason Willard, illustrated by Jennifer Weigel, and designed by B.S.Roberts, the game is fully made (as is its first expansion and several booster backs) and ready to be sold! The goal is only $400 because, as mentioned, everything is ready to go, we just need initial sales—but there’s also stretch goals to unlock expansions and booster packs, so be sure to pledge by October 15th…….you’ll get the base game by Christmas!
This is only the first of our games, as we will be creating a Kickstarter campaign for the 18+ very NSFW card game Not My Proudest Fap in January 2026, and later next year we’ll be dropping Faewalk: The RPGame and at least one expansion. Of the three, this game is the most family-friendly, so we wanted to ensure you have a chance to grab some before Christmas, as they make the perfect Christmas gift – and we’re saying that is only a tad biased! But don’t wait – the Kickstarter campaign ends on October 15, 2025. If you don’t pledge by then, you’ll miss out on your easy gifts, as the game won’t be released until February 14, 2026.
We suppose you want the description, too? Well, here you go—
Welcome to the wonderful and immature world of Schoolyard Insults, the game that brings you back to the playgrounds of your childhood and reminds you how cruel (and stupid) kids can be. In this game, you’ll tap into your inner bully and mischief maker, remembering all the silly barbs you would sling at your playmates between grade school classes. But beware, those friends and enemies can sling barbs right back at you! Try to be the last one standing with any dignity left, or fall to your opponents’ vicious mockeries!